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Genres: Humor/Comedy
Other Results: 11 Series
Stories
A Bad Day by KETanner Rated: ADULT ONLY [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Chris's day goes from bad ot worse when he is taken captive by Indians while looking for Vin.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Angst/Drama, Humor/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Slash (homosexual), Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11433 Read Count: 2935
[Report This] Published: 06 Oct 2004 Updated: 06 Oct 2004
A Bottle of Rye by Annie Rated: ADULT ONLY [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Chris rides back into town with Buck and finds something happening in the livery that could change his life.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, JD Dunne, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP), Romance
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3763 Read Count: 1522
[Report This] Published: 19 Dec 2004 Updated: 19 Dec 2004
Summary: When Vin's horse arrives at his shack riderless, Chris goes out searching.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort, Plot? What Plot? (PWP), Romance, Western
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1314 Read Count: 1468
[Report This] Published: 15 Jan 2005 Updated: 15 Jan 2005
Summary: Little Isabel has inherited her Aunt Eileens' power to the horror of her parents.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Supernatural, Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Chris/Maria
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 453 Read Count: 1089
[Report This] Published: 13 Oct 2009 Updated: 13 Oct 2009
A Meer Deal by Angela Penfold Rated: GEN [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The deal really stank!
Categories: Michael Biehn > Crash
Characters: Casey Woods
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 425 Read Count: 1990
[Report This] Published: 18 Jun 2006 Updated: 18 Jun 2006
A slight detour by the poet Rated: GEN [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Chris can't donate blood but the others can for Mary's sake. A detour to Back Home Again.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > The Firm
Characters: ALL SEVEN, Mary Travis
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 364 Read Count: 1148
[Report This] Published: 29 Oct 2009 Updated: 29 Oct 2009
Summary: Buck talks Chris into looking after Billy's hamster.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: ALL SEVEN, Buck Wilmington, Chris Larabee, Ezra Standish, JD Dunne, Josiah Sanchez, Nathan Jackson, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5838 Read Count: 2238
[Report This] Published: 15 Dec 2004 Updated: 15 Dec 2004
A Taste of Honey by Giselle Rated: ADULT ONLY [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Chris and Vin have had an argument, and Vin thinks of the perfect way to end it.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP)
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8405 Read Count: 2099
[Report This] Published: 28 Nov 2004 Updated: 28 Nov 2004
Summary: It's a very cold night, and Chris is worried about Vin sleeping in his wagon.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Chris Larabee
Genres: Angst/Drama, Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP), Western
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2586 Read Count: 1626
[Report This] Published: 04 Oct 2004 Updated: 04 Oct 2004
A Winter Stampede by KlingonCat Rated: ADULT ONLY [Reviews - 3]
Summary: It's a very cold night and Chris is worried about Vin sleeping in his wagon.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Angst/Drama, Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP), Romance, Western
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4072 Read Count: 2041
[Report This] Published: 04 Oct 2004 Updated: 04 Oct 2004
Summary: Why is it alarms only seem to go off at 2:30am? Chaos follows.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: ALL SEVEN
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: Profanity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1061 Read Count: 1125
[Report This] Published: 20 Jan 2006 Updated: 20 Jan 2006
All for $27.77 by Clara Rated: MATURE [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Was there such a thing as a cursed check. Vin was sure he had one.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Other AU
Characters: None
Genres: Angst/Drama, Humor/Comedy, Modern
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: SEALs, Salvage and Terrorists
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3833 Read Count: 416
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2012 Updated: 01 Mar 2012
Summary: Sparks fly when Chris and Buck become unwitting volunteers in a charity fund-raiser at Vin and JD's school.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Kids > Little Britches
Characters: Buck Wilmington, Chris Larabee, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Modern
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3320 Read Count: 4345
[Report This] Published: 07 Apr 2005 Updated: 07 Apr 2005
All Mixed Up by Aqualegia Rated: TEEN [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Chris and Vin fall in lust.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: Buck Wilmington, Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 183 Read Count: 1553
[Report This] Published: 12 Dec 2004 Updated: 12 Dec 2004
An Arresting Holiday by Fiercy Rated: ADULT ONLY [Reviews - 0]
Summary: When Ezra arrives at Chris's home, an idea comes to mind that has a wonderful effect on both their lives.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Ezra, Ezra Standish
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP), Romance
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1975 Read Count: 3002
[Report This] Published: 29 Nov 2004 Updated: 29 Nov 2004
Summary: Chris, Vin and the team try to relax at The Saloon between Vin's recovery and tracking down DiFortelli and rogue ATF agents; a newer ATF celebration is explored.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: ALL SEVEN, Chris Larabee, Vin Tanner
Genres: Angst/Drama, Humor/Comedy, Hurt/Comfort, Modern
Warnings: None
Series: Back Up Blues Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2586 Read Count: 1330
[Report This] Published: 20 Jul 2006 Updated: 20 Jul 2006
Summary: This is my first attempt at humor. Please don't hurt me. Buck and the others go after Chris when they get a note saying something totally different that what the Leader is doing.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > Old West
Characters: ALL SEVEN, Buck Wilmington, Chris Larabee
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 850 Read Count: 2109
[Report This] Published: 30 Sep 2004 Updated: 30 Sep 2004
Better Things by Giselle Rated: ADULT ONLY [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Vin reveals that he and Chris slept together... once.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP)
Warnings: Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3793 Read Count: 2405
[Report This] Published: 28 Nov 2004 Updated: 28 Nov 2004
Summary: Chris ought to remember never to step between Buck and his woman.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > The Agency
Characters: None
Genres: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: Profanity, Violence
Series: Beware Buck's Temper
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 990 Read Count: 1800
[Report This] Published: 23 Feb 2007 Updated: 24 Feb 2007
Black and Blue by Rita Rated: MATURE [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Vin is late handing in his evaluation, and Chris decides a little punishment is in order.
Categories: Magnificent Seven > ATF
Characters: Chris Larabee, Chris/Vin, Vin Tanner
Genres: Humor/Comedy, Plot? What Plot? (PWP), Romance
Warnings: Bondage/BDSM, Slash (homosexual)
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2542 Read Count: 2364
[Report This] Published: 28 Sep 2004 Updated: 28 Sep 2004