-…Looks like one of Ripley’s bad guys been here.

- Arhhhh…. That’s disgusting Hudson! - Vasquez was disgusted.

- Hey, I’ve got readings - shouted Frost.

- Ripley. - Waved Hicks.

- Do you hear that? - asked Vasquez, and pointed her gun to the tunnel on her left.

- Sounds like… Arhhhh… It’s too far to make out what it is! - said Hudson and moved to sounds direction.

- We’re getting close. - Informed Frost.

- Ok, people, prepare - said Hicks and aimed at the door in front of them.

The door opened AND…………..

-What the…..??!! It’s ……..

- IT’S FUCKING BEE GEES!- Screamed Hudson.

About 50 aliens and all colonial people were dancing to Fever Night!

- SURPRISE! Fooled ya’! C’mon! - Ripley was dancing behind them. - Oh , hi Dennis! - Ripley waved to one of the aliens, Dennis waved her back.

- Relax…… Y’all! Lets boogie!- Ripley danced off……

All marines were in shock, jaws dropped. Right next to them Alien danced off with ‘70 moves and other like ballerina, grinning like mad!!! And to their greatest shock !Alien Queen! appeared and said :

- Oh, welcome to my crib! How nice of y’all to join us. Don’t tell Ripley but we kinda bumped off with this moves, ya’ know. The last time Ripley and her dudes were here, she showed us ‘that’ amazing moves, I was like ‘Oh. My. God!’ Ya’ know. But they’re now like ‘that’ old, ‘cause ya’ know 21 century and stuff. Yeah. Mhm. - Queen stared at the marines, they stared at her.

- Oh, and I hope you didn’t fell into puka in the hallway. - Queen leaned towards the marines and whispered. - Last night Wilbert, that dude over there, - she showed into sickly looking alien clutching over the table, - anyway, last night he had ‘that’ much booze.

The Queen smiled again.

-Oh, well, gotta fly! Help ya’llselves with anything… That’s the way ahahahah I like it, ahahaha!

Queen giggled and danced off.

Suddenly Hicks felt that something was pinching him. He turned round and saw a little girl, weakly standing on her feet.

- Hey mister, have a light?

- Oh sorry, so sorry, that girl is just so….. Sorry. - An alien with Winnie The Pooh book in her claw showed up and picked up the girl.

- Newt! I’m Newt you big piece of *#!% - screamed girl.

- Well, polish my nu** and serve me a milkshake! - said Hudson.

Apone picked up his cigar from the floor which earlier fell from his cancer stricken lips and put again in his mouth. Next to him an alien was spinning Ripley and she was screaming of joy.

- Ok, people, you know the drill… hips and torsos !!!!!