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Summary:

THE MOST HIDEOUS, HORRIFIC, UNSIGHTLY - SIMPLY "PANT-FILLING" KIND OF TERROR IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!

**WARNING: YOU MAY NEED A CHANGE OF PANTS** The marines have faced all manner of aliens and survived - what new kind of terror awaits them within the walls of the colony compound.


Rated: GEN
Categories: Alien Quadrilogy Movies Characters: Carter Burke, Dwayne Hicks, Ellen Ripley, William Hudson, Scott Gorman
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 815 Read: 4528
Published: 28 Dec 2006 Updated: 28 Dec 2006

1. A NEW KIND OF TERROR (Of course a rip off of the widely popular Tom Bennett story) by JPC [ - ] (815 words)
DISCLAIMER: The author apologises for any insinuations or implications made in this story. The original characters, plots and themes of this story are copy-writed to wherever the hell created them ? so don?t go talking credit for them you little s***t?s! **SHAKES FIST**

The author would also like to apologise to readers for any pant wetting, soilings or OTHER in-pant-activities brought on by this story. The author can?t help it if they are just so good at writing that you wet yourself, or *insert other action here* here, while reading this story.